i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
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he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
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If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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