Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
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Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
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I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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