nut hugger
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
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nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
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I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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