My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
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Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
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hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
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