Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
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She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
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Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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