brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
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My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
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The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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