you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
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She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
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the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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