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  • Submitted by thatrandom1 on Feb 15, 12 at 4:49pm

    Dude needs to go have a sympathy beer with the Prince Albert doc from earlier.

  • Submitted by porksword on Feb 15, 12 at 5:06pm

    Be glad you didn't have to extract the flowers from her boyfriend.

  • Submitted by nunubeest on Feb 15, 12 at 9:37pm

    the doctor is in..

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      Submitted by SauceQueen on Feb 16, 12 at 2:08am

      I see what you did there.

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    Submitted by Problywasme on Feb 15, 12 at 3:44pm

    You don't have to rub it in!

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    Submitted by porksword on Feb 15, 12 at 5:04pm

    Was there a card so she knew who they were from?

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    Submitted by SauceQueen on Feb 16, 12 at 1:48am

    She spent part of her Valentine's day getting fingerbanged by a hot, funny doctor. Coincidence?

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    Submitted by 909Berdoo on Feb 15, 12 at 5:28pm

    "Everybody knows it's a C-class..."

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    Submitted by katiegirl1980 on Feb 15, 12 at 3:32pm

    Roflmao! I can so hear one of my ER Docs saying this!

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    Submitted by torchi21 on Feb 15, 12 at 5:08pm

    Who says the doctor is a man?

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    Submitted by wxmanify on Feb 15, 12 at 5:54pm

    You took candy hearts out of san diego? Oh a WOMANS vagina. Nevermind.

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      Submitted by Thatzwhatshesaid on Feb 16, 12 at 3:10pm

      Isn't it supposed to be a "whales vagina"? Nice attempt at a Ron Burgundy reference... Not.

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    Submitted by HIGH_SPEED_DIRT on Feb 15, 12 at 3:38pm

    Priorities, man.

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    Submitted by nellebelle on Feb 15, 12 at 4:26pm

    Not a food-fetish girl, but love this! Kudos!!!

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    Submitted by Phys on Feb 15, 12 at 4:56pm

    I'm starting to think Medical School is a good idea

    • 43 48
      Submitted by SserPrun95 on Feb 15, 12 at 11:03pm

      Says the guy not in med school. I promise you it's not that great.

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    Submitted by ElleNicole28 on Feb 17, 12 at 12:55pm

    Who says the man is a doctor?

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    Submitted by peachpie88 on Feb 17, 12 at 1:43pm

    If you're going to put something in there, make sure you can get it out either by yourself, or your partner...

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    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Feb 16, 12 at 1:56am

    Was she Standing On the Corner, Minding her Own Business when they got in there?

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    Submitted by Thard on Feb 19, 12 at 9:35am

    I once put a clementine inside my girlfriend. It got stuck. She tried to push it out and it wouldn't come out. I had to finally get her to push while I jammed a finger through the peel, and hook it out. In pieces. Was damn near to a partial birth abortion.

  • Submitted by TheMarshal on Feb 15, 12 at 4:14pm

    Am I the only one who read this as "EATING candy hearts from a woman's vagina"? 'Cause getting paid to do that, enough to buy a Mercedes, would have been pretty okay, all things considered.

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      Submitted by 830_210 on Feb 15, 12 at 4:28pm

      There is some nasty pussy out there my friend

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        Submitted by Cocaineranger on Feb 15, 12 at 5:47pm

        I don't always eat pussy, but when I do.. I make sure it's clean.\nstay thirsty my friends.

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          Submitted by nunubeest on Feb 16, 12 at 12:49am

          you need a squirter if your so thirty

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    Submitted by slammin211s on Feb 15, 12 at 3:38pm

    good lord, buy something that doesnt suck and actually comes with an oil dipstick

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    Submitted by Nero905 on Feb 15, 12 at 4:18pm

    You manwhore.

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    Submitted by EatmeTwice on Feb 15, 12 at 5:27pm

    Slammin Buy something that doesn't suck..? Mercedes AMG cars are super nasty. Yeah there's cooler cars out there but they far from suck.

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    Submitted by larphraulen on Feb 18, 12 at 8:28am

    oh i guess OP being a doctor would make more sense than them being a man whore... damn, reading too much tfln these days

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    Submitted by UniqueNordic on Feb 16, 12 at 9:58am

    One year, on Balentimes day...

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Feb 16, 12 at 6:20am

    This is why I never went to Med School.

  • Submitted by mthib on Feb 15, 12 at 7:25pm

    Wouldn't it have been quicker to just suck them out? Lol