ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT

Comments

You must be Logged in to post a comment

  • Dude needs to go have a sympathy beer with the Prince Albert doc from earlier.

    Submitted by thatrandom1 on Feb 15, 12 at 4:49pm
    204 99
    Reply Report

  • the doctor is in..

    Submitted by nunubeest on Feb 15, 12 at 9:37pm
    146 95
    Reply Report

  • Be glad you didn't have to extract the flowers from her boyfriend.

    Submitted by porksword on Feb 15, 12 at 5:06pm
    142 107
    Reply Report

  • You don't have to rub it in!

    Submitted by Problywasme on Feb 15, 12 at 3:44pm
    122 98
    Reply Report

  • Roflmao! I can so hear one of my ER Docs saying this!

    Submitted by katiegirl1980 on Feb 15, 12 at 3:32pm
    112 89
    Reply Report

  • She spent part of her Valentine's day getting fingerbanged by a hot, funny doctor. Coincidence?

    Submitted by SauceQueen on Feb 16, 12 at 1:48am
    112 94
    Reply Report

  • Was there a card so she knew who they were from?

    Submitted by porksword on Feb 15, 12 at 5:04pm
    120 112
    Reply Report

  • "Everybody knows it's a C-class..."

    Submitted by 909Berdoo on Feb 15, 12 at 5:28pm
    116 129
    Reply Report

  • Who says the doctor is a man?

    Submitted by torchi21 on Feb 15, 12 at 5:08pm
    108 113
    Reply Report

  • Priorities, man.

    Submitted by HIGH_SPEED_DIRT on Feb 15, 12 at 3:38pm
    92 100
    Reply Report

  • Not a food-fetish girl, but love this! Kudos!!!

    Submitted by nellebelle on Feb 15, 12 at 4:26pm
    99 115
    Reply Report

  • If you're going to put something in there, make sure you can get it out either by yourself, or your partner...

    Submitted by peachpie88 on Feb 17, 12 at 1:43pm
    78 82
    Reply Report

  • You took candy hearts out of san diego? Oh a WOMANS vagina. Nevermind.

    Submitted by wxmanify on Feb 15, 12 at 5:54pm
    105 145
    Reply Report

    • Isn't it supposed to be a "whales vagina"? Nice attempt at a Ron Burgundy reference... Not.

      Submitted by Thatzwhatshesaid on Feb 16, 12 at 3:10pm
      67 126
      Reply Report

  • I once put a clementine inside my girlfriend. It got stuck. She tried to push it out and it wouldn't come out. I had to finally get her to push while I jammed a finger through the peel, and hook it out. In pieces. Was damn near to a partial birth abortion.

    Submitted by Thard on Feb 19, 12 at 9:35am
    76 89
    Reply Report

  • I'm starting to think Medical School is a good idea

    Submitted by Phys on Feb 15, 12 at 4:56pm
    95 130
    Reply Report

    • Says the guy not in med school. I promise you it's not that great.

      Submitted by SserPrun95 on Feb 15, 12 at 11:03pm
      66 88
      Reply Report

  • Was she Standing On the Corner, Minding her Own Business when they got in there?

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Feb 16, 12 at 1:56am
    76 105
    Reply Report

  • Who says the man is a doctor?

    Submitted by ElleNicole28 on Feb 17, 12 at 12:55pm
    72 102
    Reply Report

  • oh i guess OP being a doctor would make more sense than them being a man whore... damn, reading too much tfln these days

    Submitted by larphraulen on Feb 18, 12 at 8:28am
    68 95
    Reply Report

  • One year, on Balentimes day...

    Submitted by UniqueNordic on Feb 16, 12 at 9:58am
    73 107
    Reply Report

  • This is why I never went to Med School.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Feb 16, 12 at 6:20am
    76 114
    Reply Report

  • You manwhore.

    Submitted by Nero905 on Feb 15, 12 at 4:18pm
    75 116
    Reply Report

  • Am I the only one who read this as "EATING candy hearts from a woman's vagina"? 'Cause getting paid to do that, enough to buy a Mercedes, would have been pretty okay, all things considered.

    Submitted by TheMarshal on Feb 15, 12 at 4:14pm
    92 150
    Reply Report

  • Slammin Buy something that doesn't suck..? Mercedes AMG cars are super nasty. Yeah there's cooler cars out there but they far from suck.

    Submitted by EatmeTwice on Feb 15, 12 at 5:27pm
    80 134
    Reply Report

  • good lord, buy something that doesnt suck and actually comes with an oil dipstick

    Submitted by slammin211s on Feb 15, 12 at 3:38pm
    83 154
    Reply Report

  • ....

    Submitted by PurePosionMind on Jul 2, 17 at 10:07pm
    5 0
    Reply Report

  • Wouldn't it have been quicker to just suck them out? Lol

    Submitted by mthib on Feb 15, 12 at 7:25pm
    63 156
    Reply Report
ADVERTISEMENT