She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
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Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
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He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
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