I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
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What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
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Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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