Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
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Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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