He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
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It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
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So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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