it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
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I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
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I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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