Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
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Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
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I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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