38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I wish i was in the wii world.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
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according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
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she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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