its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
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We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
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I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize