She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
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I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
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his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
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You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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