Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
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I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
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we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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