Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
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his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
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It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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