just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
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she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
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I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I love you.
Bad choice
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