did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
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We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
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He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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