I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
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we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
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I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
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