Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
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Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
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his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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