Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
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I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
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Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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