I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
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My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
We left the knife in your bed.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
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Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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