The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Randomize