just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
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the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
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You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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