YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
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In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
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I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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