My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
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someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
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I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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