didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
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Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
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"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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