we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
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thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
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I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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