why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
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quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
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you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
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The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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