I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
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All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
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He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Just puked most of my soul out..
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