Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
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I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
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I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
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