Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
and i looked up. we had an audience...
She just used a chaser for red wine.
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Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
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i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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