Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
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I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
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I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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