I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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