you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
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As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
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He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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