did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
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I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
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I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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