He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Walk of Shame today included voting.
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I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
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Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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