I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
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we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
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But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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