Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
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he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
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He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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