i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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