He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
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Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
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The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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