Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
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I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
PS: I just woke up from my shower
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
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He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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