I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
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I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
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This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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