We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
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Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
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Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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