apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
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Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
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If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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