just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
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Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
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He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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