I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
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Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
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Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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